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Nov

Yesterday I was on Pacific Avenue waiting for Nicole outside of the cosmetics shopand thumbing through a book. After a few minutes of that I notice a bee is trying to land on me. I quickly move about 10 feet away, which usually gets bees to go about their business. This bee found me again and started another landing attempt. I moved another 30 feet away and still the bee followed me. I moved again and this time it stayed away.

Today I was waiting for Nicole out side of Red Poppy and reading a book on number theory when I look down and see two bees attempting to land on me. I dodged a few times before giving up and going inside. The smells inside the store confused it and it stopped at the doorway.

Was my soap secretly replaced with pollen?

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    Daniel Punkass Says:

    Wow! The bug like you, too. Reminds me of my unbelievable encounter with Moby Fly.

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    linka Says:

    That Moby Fly story was very entertaining. Kind of a Dean Koontz meets with Stephen King’s short story or something.

    It seems like the bees are a bit more friendly downtown. A few of the students have been coming back up to campus commenting that they’re being stung or trailed like “a steak, man, I tell ya. I was like a steak”…. I’ve noticed that there are a lot more unfriendly bugs…

    Someone else suggested that it was Men In Black III and that we need to just relax and be open to them.

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    yvil Says:

    I’ve heard that bees can be attracted to perfumes and the color purple. Of course, if I were a bee I’d probably hang around a place called Red Poppy too.

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